LLIO X THE COLONY HOTEL – A PINK PARADISE (AND YES, WE’VE MOVED IN)
CRYSTALS, COCKTAILS & CABANA CHIC – WELCOME TO THE DREAMIEST STAY ON EARTH
Darlings, we’ve found it. The ultimate pink paradise. The holy grail of fabulousness. The hotel where our crystal-infused beauty essentials have finally found their spiritual home.
Yes, we’re talking about The Colony Hotel, Palm Beach—where everything is pink, everyone is glamorous, and even the ice cubes feel more sophisticated than you do.
WHY THE COLONY IS BASICALLY LLIO IN HOTEL FORM
💖 The Décor? Like stepping into a Slim Aarons photoshoot—de Gournay wallpaper, tropical prints, chintz for days, and just enough rattan to make you question why your entire house isn’t pastel pink.
💖The Pool? A turquoise jewel fringed with striped cabanas, oversized sunglasses, and the type of people who definitely have a yacht but would never bring it up in conversation (unless you ask, obviously).
💖 The Crowd? A blend of Palm Beach heiresses, magazine editors, and well-dressed women who probably own three different monogrammed tennis racket covers.
💖 The Vibe? Old-school elegance meets modern-day fabulousness. Think Grace Kelly, but she’s discovered meditation, Aperol spritzes, and the benefits of a properly charged Amethyst.
LLIO HAS OFFICIALLY MOVED IN (AND SO SHOULD YOU)
Naturally, we brought our crystal-infused beauty must-haves along for the ride:
✨ LLIO Crystal Clear Sanitiser – Because even luxury needs hygiene. Spritz away impurities, bad vibes, and the regret of ordering that extra round of cocktails at Swifty’s.
✨ LLIO Sweet Dreams Amethyst Sleep Spray – Designed for beauty sleep, Palm Beach edition. Because waking up well-rested is far more important than waking up early.
So, if you’re in the market for a stay that will leave you spiritually aligned, aesthetically fulfilled, and slightly tipsy from an expertly made martini, then The Colony is waiting for you.